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Pandora in the Crimson Shell #01 — Finger Bang
Stick that hand all the way in. As with yesterday, I'll get to the rest of today's shows after work. Impressions: Well, let's get this out of the way so we can all decide on how offended we want to...
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Pandora in the Crimson Shell #02 — Big Black Ball
Boss design by HAL Laboratory. Divine Gate's second episode was angst on top of more angst, and another extraordinarily brief action scene where each participant only got to do one move, so…...
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Pandora in the Crimson Shell #03 — Animal Abuse
Boy, they really don't like drawing dogs, do they? Impressions: I'm not sure it's a great idea to so wholeheartedly abandon any semblance of purpose and indulge in shenanigans with a helium-voiced,...
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Pandora #04 — Oh No. Not a Pot of Soup
I really hope she washed her hands before touching the food. Impressions: An episode of pure shenanigans, and I fear that this is how the show means to continue from here out. Again, as I said last...
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Pandora in the Crimson Shell #06 —…And Now, Some Random Little Girl
Who could have possibly wanted this episode? Impressions: I could summarize this as "After a horrifying encounter with a clown, a little girl teams up with a mutant robot lion in search of pussy",...
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Pandora in the Crimson Shell #07 — Chicken Bros
Shame about the budget. Impressions: Wow. There was something actually going on this week. For the first time in a month, we didn't have to suffer the problem of jack-all going on, which let the...
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Pandora in the Crimson Shell #08 — Until You See God
Oh those wacky black people. Impressions: Well, certainly a major step down from last week's episode, but compared to the month of pure faffing before that, I'll still count it as an improvement...
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Pandora in the Crimson Shell #09 — Non-Lethal Death Ray
Don't worry, it was a non-lethal beam cannon with non-lethal waste heat and non-lethal shrapnel. Impressions: On one hand, they finally sort of started to get going somewhere instead of another week...
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Pandora in the Crimson Shell #10 — Separation Anxiety
How did she function before the show began? Impressions: This may not have been the worst way to handle things, but it was pretty close. I was fully prepared for them to just skip over Clarion...
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Pandora in the Crimson Shell #11 — Talk is Cheap
Animation is expensive. That's why there's so much of one, and not the other. Impressions: This was an episode practically made of padding and stupidity, more the former than the latter, but...
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Pandora in the Crimson Shell #12 — Shrieking Opera
Sweet merciful gods, someone fire the sound guy. Impressions: Well, it was an ending, I guess, although once again, someone was asleep at the audio mixing wheel, particularly during the upskirt...
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God Machine Pandora #01 — Extra Volatile Crab Sex
Wait, so… just falling over kills them? Yes, I know I'm a bit late with the season preview, and I've already skipped one pre-air thing because it irritated me severely and had two straight up idol...
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